I don't even want to say anything. Just check out the posters and trailers and read my thoughts at the end of the post. Wow.
Transformers, oh I mean Battleship looks like a Michael Bay fest in which there will be no character development and one explosion after the other. Oh man, where do I start? It's so special effects heavy I don't know if there will be a lot of dialogue, much less character development. It's a pointless adaptation of a board game folks! Come on! Thanks to Slashfilm for the trailer embedding.
Madagascar 3: America's Least Wanted sequel. It's actually titled Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. Didn't Dreamworks learn anything from Disney Pixar's Cars 2? The whole international spy thing doesn't work! I hated Cars 2, it was just a god awful display of story telling. Madagascar 2 wasn't very good to begin with; other than money, there is no reason for this sequel. But as long as mommy's and daddy's keep taking their kids, the studio will keep making them.
Oh boy; oh man; oh brother. What else is there to say about The Three Stooges remake? I was actually looking forward to this remake. It might be because I grew up watching the original shorts. I did NOT expect to see a trailer like this. It's terrible. The acting, the physical comedy, the ridiculous jokes. I don't want to give this movie any more of my time than the last paragraph. Too bad, too bad Farrelly Brothers, I expected more.